polymath

Man on the elevator compliments me on my @billykirkinc bag. he asks me who makes it. I said its Billy Kirk. They’re from jersey city. He then tries to correct me saying. No I think its made by Amish. Shockingly I reply oh yes they are put together by the Amish. But the guys in who make it are from jersey city. I say I’m surprised you’ve heard of Billy Kirk. The middleaged man says what I don’t look fashionable? I look fashionable right? He asked the old ladies on the elevator. I chuchkle. He says he read about them in GQ. Heartbroken to remember they were profiled in GQ. No longer underground but mainstream. Noooooo